I will give you the cliffs notes version of it, big and I were in bed and we were talking about previous relationships, anyway we got to the have you ever cheated, I had kinda steered the conversation there in a typical undetected way of course.
He said he had never cheated on anyone, and when asked if he had cheated on me, it was a "no" faster than light... He just lied to my face. It was so unbelievable, I was some what gob smacked by it, how it was a resounding no!
No thought about it whatsoever, it was just no. I then had said to him that if we ever did cheat I think we should tell each other, he pondered and agreed .... Here is where I am lying my trap...
My memory is rather good if I don't say so myself..... So I am keeping that as ammunition..
We slept apart that night, I rolled away from him and he stayed put, I was kind off hoping he would take that time to ponder about what he had done....... Although I think it didn't work, as he was soon snoring.... Cunt!!,!
Yesterday we didn't really see each other as we had evening plans with other people, I had my best friend and her absolutely beautiful husband..... Oh sorry I mean baby.... He is just so cute.
He had some wank party to go too.
He came home last night a bit pissed and I was half expecting to have to put out, but thankfully no.
Flash forward to now... What a day...
Work was busy and I had a feeling something was on the horizon... I couldn't quite put my finger on it, but I knew something was brewing and it wasn't in my pants.... (Unfortunately).
Big asked when I was free for lunch and I told him 1pm, so I met him at our usual spot and off we went.... At the lunch as I was tucking into my soup, the dreaded words left his mouth..... " I got the job (overseas), I had a split second to react, fuck, say something, FUCKING SAY SOMETHING.....
"Oh congrats, I told you would get it, didn't i?" Was what I blurted out..... Jesus..
How did you know? He asked, ha...... He obviously doesn't know me......
Then he said., Sorry mr!
SORRY MR, SORRY MR... Is that it? Is that all I get...fucking sorry mr.... Ahhhhh get fucked...
I will admit I could feel myself welling up, and I did not need my tears falling into my soup, (it was salty enough).
I pulled myself together and then thought "hang on a fucking minute, where is the...... Do you want to come?"
What a jerk..
I then asked how long he would be going for......"4 years" he said. "4 years"....
To be continued
What a shit. But the best friend sounds a amazing.
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