4 dates vs 2 dates

I just had to share this story with you guys....

The day after big and broke up, I was at home feeling a little sorry for myself, and licking my wounds so to speak when I got a phone call...

It was a guy I had seen a few times and the conversation went something like this:-

Me. Hey how are you?

Guy. Hi! I'm good. Where have you been?

Me. Err at work today and I text you earlier, I'm now home..

Guy. I meant in general, I've hardly heard from you... You've been really distant..

Me. Sorry, I've been really busy with work and I've been out of town as you we'll know.

(Now this is where I should have known something was going to do down and should have hung up)

Guy. You got back yesterday.

Me. Yes  last night about 8pm

Guy. I thought we could have caught up.

Me. I'm knackered mate, sorry.

Guy... I don't know what is going on with you, you seem so distant.

Me. I had some personal shit to deal with.

Guy. What personal shit?

Me... None of your business, really.

Guy, are you seeing someone else?

Me. I was, and I had to have some closure. (Honestly, this time wasn't the best policy)

Guy. Omg so you have been seeing both of us at the same time.

Me. Erm we aren't boyfriends, we have only been on 2 dates.

Guy, actually it was four, and we were going to have that talk when you got back.

Me. What! News to me. Four dates does not make us boyfriends .

Guy. If I had known that then....

Me. I'm sorry mate, but I think you are jumping the gun a little.

Guy. I thought we were good together.

Me. We had a laugh yes, and we still can.

Guy. No, have a good holiday and birthday.

Me, that's not for a few months, oh, right.

Guy. Yes, I think we are over.

Me. Oh ok... Bye.

What the fuck just happened... Was I just dumped from a relationship I never knew I was in....

I sort of knew he was a little intense, but seriously... 4 dates and we are boyfriends... I don't think so..

So I'm not having the best week.. What with being dumped twice. Ha.