Fingering and fetishes

So I finally got home from my trip last night and went around to see my friend.
We had a few drinks and laughs and were catching up on my escapades or lack of them.
I filled her in re big and the new boys that I am currently chatting too...

One in particular I am liking a lot, we've been chatting for a week now and he is very very handsome, older and genuine..
Being gay, we are very quick to get to the point! No beating around the bush for us...
Generally it goes some thing like this....

"What are you looking for?"
"Top or Bottom"?
"Where are you"?

So my friend and I are talking about that, and then the conversation turns to female genitalia, this part turned my stomach....
She informed me that the clitorus gets erect... Now at this stage i was sweating and almost having to leave the room, I'm all for filth, but this is just too much... I mean wtf.
Being a 'PURE' gay there are things that we just DO NOT NEED TO KNOW.

We are now laughing so hard as she has been on the inter web looking up pictures to show me, and in the last 24 hours i swear i have seen more fucked up vaginas that i care to think about... Fuck.
Then we start looking at fingering for some reason, well i never knew there are so many ways.....
In conclusion to all this.. i am so glad to be gay, being straight is too hard, i mean you have to do foreplay and get things 'wet' and all that shite, whereas we just have to get lube and in she pops... ha.

I think a great comedian summed it up in his latest set.. Its your job to get the c@@t wet... We have got our dick hard.. come on.